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Thus Spoke Mr. Rectum

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    Rectum Raiders' long-awaited debut album. "A reckless rollercoaster ride!" - Aardschok Magazine (2017)

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Ladies and gentlemen
I’ve got something to say!

Some people think that cats are cool,
Some people think that I should go to school
Some people think they can drive a car,
And some people still like to look at the stars

Some little girls don’t like to get spanked,
Some little boys don’t like to get wanked
Some people don’t wanna listen to me,
Just when I’m ‘bout to give my love for free

Some people don’t wanna listen to me (3x)
But hey!
We’re gonna make ‘em pay!

Some people don’t think that sex is for fun,
Some people don’t trade their money for cum
And some don’t like my hair collection,
And some don’t like my fair complexion

Some don’t like it when I touch their butt,
Or when I call them Jabba the Hutt
Some people still like planet Earth,
But they’ve been getting raped since their day of birth



from Rectum Raiders, released March 3, 2017



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Rectum Raiders Nijmegen, Netherlands

Yes! They're called Rectum Raiders. These five young men seek to wreak havoc within the boundaries of what it means to be rock 'n' roll: a wild and dirty mixture of everything truly heavy, fast and hard, in which the over-the-top Dutch rockers blend 80s metal and modern rock with a devastating under-the-belt attitude; crazy, energetic and powerful! ... more

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