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    Rectum Raiders' long-awaited debut album. "A reckless rollercoaster ride!" - Aardschok Magazine (2017)

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I blew my load and I hit the road cuz I got somewhere to go,
I shaved the chest and I cleaned the rest, cuz I ain't gonna take it slow
I’ll eat the pie, ‘til I get you high, and my body’s ready to scream,
I’ll beat the fish and I’ll grant your wish, to fill my jazzhole up with cream

Put your fingertip inside
Get ready to…

(GRIND!) Until your finger bleeds
(GRIND!) Until your mother weeps
(GRIND!) Until we dig too deep

(GRIND!) Until the river flows
(GRIND!) Until you overdose
(GRIND!) Until your head explodes

I’ll paint it black, then I raise the flag, cuz the world is on my side
I’m robbing banks till I get the spanks, and I bleached my starfish white
I like your looks when you clean my rugs. I’m the boy you want me to be
Come on sugar, won't you grind it up, g-g-grind it up with me

Put your finger deep inside!
Get ready to...



from Rectum Raiders, released March 3, 2017



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Rectum Raiders Nijmegen, Netherlands

Yes! They're called Rectum Raiders. These five young men seek to wreak havoc within the boundaries of what it means to be rock 'n' roll: a wild and dirty mixture of everything truly heavy, fast and hard, in which the over-the-top Dutch rockers blend 80s metal and modern rock with a devastating under-the-belt attitude; crazy, energetic and powerful! ... more

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